Here’s a joke for this Monday morning. A guy walking home one night sees a drunk on his hands and knees under a street light. When the guy asks what he’s doing, the drunk answers, “I’ve lost the keys to my house, so I’m looking for them.” Feeling sorry for the drunk, the guy starts to looks as well but after 15 minutes with no luck, he says, “Maybe if we retrace your steps, we’ll figure out where you dropped the keys.” The drunk replies, “Oh, I know where I dropped them — they’re somewhere across the street.” So the guy asks, “Then why are you looking for them here?!” To which the drunk responds, “Because there’s more light here!”
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